Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
