He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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