How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
we're making bets on your personal life
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
