Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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