Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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