Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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