He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
