Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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