I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Watching her eat just hurts me
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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