bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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