I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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