Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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