SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
