Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you win again, gameday.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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