he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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