D3 body, D1 cock
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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