Where is the hickey?
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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