there was a trapeze. enough said
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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