jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Tornado booty call.. dedication
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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