just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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