the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Randomize