You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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