I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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