Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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