Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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