I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
