He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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