if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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