how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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