Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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