I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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