She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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