it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
