just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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