This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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