I heard we made out
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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