how can u be prego again
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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