I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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