Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
birth control should be required to get into college
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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