I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Randomize
