The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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