also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize
