he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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