omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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