So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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