I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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