Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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