Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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