You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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