is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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