Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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