Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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