I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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