I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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