I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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